Let's just say it has been hectic! I didn't think we had a lot to do around here, but when you start looking at all of the little details, it adds up to a lot.
| My whiteboard covered in lists and crazy notes! |
| Floors before - Gypsy is not sure about the empty room... |
| After - much better! The colour is a bit more blond that this picture shows |
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| Charlie helping me put the furniture back... |
We decided to go
out with our realtor and see a few places to see what we could get for our
money. I had a suspicion that real
estate listings are alot like horse sale ads – highlight the good stuff, gloss
over the not-so-desirable and mix all of that with a little truth-stretching...
turns out I am right, but after awhile it becomes kind of fun to guess what the
realtor comments mean!
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| Gross!!! |
House 1
Realtor comments:
“Tastefully decorated...”
What it really
meant: “Grandma’s dusty rose curtains and lampshades, loon wallpaper borders and a taxidermy lobster!”
This property
didn’t have a barn or fencing, but it did have 25 acres of space to expand. It
is also very close to a former boarding barn I was at... The lobster was quite funny (and gross!) - declutter
your home when listing it for sale, folks!
J
House 2
Realtor
comment: “House for sale as-is; property
a haven for wildlife and fowl”
What it really
meant: “Enter this house at your own risk. It might collapse as it is falling
apart and was built on a swamp”
This second place
was on 50 acres, but at a low price. We could tell from the Google map that a
good portion of the property was swampy (makes sense in our price range!). We
went to see the house anyways...long story short – it was scary! The house was
*thisclose* to being condemned. We were only inside about 5 minutes before
leaving. Yikes!
House 3
Realtor comment:
“Lovely hobby farm with a large bungalow in need of TLC and older log building”
What it really
meant: “The farm is the only good part, as the large bungalow needs to be
gutted! Don’t mind the creepy old house right beside the “new” house!”
This place had some potential, but we were a bit worried about the condition of the
house since there were no photos of the kitchen, bedrooms or bathrooms! I was right - the place hadn’t been cleaned
or renovated since 1975 when the house was built! There was also a creepy old log/wood house
(original homestead, maybe?) that should have been torn down 100 yrs ago, but I
guess it was still there for sentimental value?!? You often see old log buildings on farms
here, but they are often farther back from the newer house/barns – this one was
just to the left of the main house! The
property itself was beautiful – even with a layer of snow... Rolling hills, 10
acres or so of fenced paddocks, hay fields on the remaining 17.5 acres out
back. The price was just ridiculous though,
since you would probably need to spend 50-60K just to make the house liveable
and 100k+ to make it nice... So, that
one is off the books too – we really don’t want to do big renovations, unless
we can get the place for a steal.
House 4
Realtor comment: “Lovely
house with custom flooring, cozy basement. Easy commute to city”
What it really
meant: “Custom flooring means using two drastically different colours of
hardwood because flooring was discontinued and they ran out before finishing. Small basement means a crawlspace for an elf! Easy commute to city if you only go in once a
month for supplies.”
This place was ok,
but it would be long drives for both of us to work each day. Our jobs are just
far enough apart that carpooling would be tricky. This
place was on 17+ acres and was in a horsey area of the countryside. There were
gravel roads all around and a large boarding stable about 1km away. The house just didn’t grab us though – it was
small and didn’t have a basement for all of Richard’s cycling supplies. So, even though the acreage was decent, it
just had too many strikes against it.
So, the search continues...


5 comments:
Ugh house hunting was the WORST! We wanted a place out in the country with acreage for the horses in our tiny price range. Everything we could afford was a forclosure and needed work. We ended up getting a place that needs A LOT of work but was about 40K less than one that we made an offer on that was accepted but the deal ended up falling through. The commute is about 40 miles each way to work which is pretty sucky, but I don't mind it. I'm happy to have my horses in the back yard...not impressed with all the repair work we've been doing!
Lol, I do love to read your house hunting reviews. So funny!!!
Your floors look great!
After seeing that room in your current house, I'm wondering why you want to move. That looks like a nice place, even before you spiffed up the floors. I start my house hunting next weekend, and I'm scared that I'll have spent all that money on airfare, car rental and a hotel only to be disappointed in what is available. I can easily spend a down payment on a home traveling to look for a home. I'm in awe of the amount of acreage available in your area for one homeowner. Maybe I should move to Canada.
Yikes! Your White Board is packed full! Good thing you've got one to help you stay on top of all that needs to get done.
The house hunting makes me laugh, though. You've really figured things out. lol!
But I have to ask about basements, because here in New Mexico, basements are rare if not impossible to find. House just aren't built with them, probably due to our rocky, hard caliche soil.
When folks in New Mexico want storage, they buy a shed and have it delivered or build one.
When I lived in Maryland and South Carolina, basements were a non-no and you'd be smart to stay away from homes that had them. With the water table so high, they are prone to leaking, flooding, and dangerous levels of mold.
~Lisa
I don't envy you... having sold two homes in the last two years and having totally redone a 'new' home! Getting homes ready to sell is really hard work, but it does pay off!
Good luck!
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